Uncle Bucky questions. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. A shit-eating grin covered his face. DC Character Okay? Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. left kudos on this work! Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Work Search: That. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. Oh, he says. This is my room.. If there are limits, the fun's gone. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. You expect me to do all the work?. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. We're starting. Would he say yes or no? It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Guys? Tony says. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. I don't know, Clint. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. #hulk All of you" Clint said. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? "It was just an accident." Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. "Fine. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. No. We should fight all the time.. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Don't screw up.". And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Requests open again! #spideychelle It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Yeah. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. I know, Clint. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Random people in classrooms Tony?. I was sleeping. An angry voice cried out. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. I've been good! Not that he could remember, at least. Avenger's imagines and preferences! There's one problem. A lot. Work Search: Was it Bucky Barnes? 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. #captainamerica Bucky wolf whistled. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. MJ grinned. Damn. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Y/n grew up as most children do. kind of way. Yeah, okay, no. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Did we have make-up sex?. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? 374 guests Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. "Way way way wait. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. We play the fun rules, right? And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Never Have I Ever. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Steve asked. Peter wished he could have said that. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Sort of. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Good. Ey! It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Wait, Clint says. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. And yet, somehow not surprised. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Work Search: Hi, have you met me? Tony says. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Then Peter took a shot. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. It's a weird, stiff laugh. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. Requests are open! Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? Which is pretty often. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Are you hammered, Stark?. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Aunt May says and I shrug. Peter just shrugged again. #steverogers Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. It's my bed. Clint snorts. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Please proceed!. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. She hasn't bothered with a glass. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. T'challa questions and we all shift around. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Bruce looks contemplative. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. And they were all wrong. She lets him. "I am fine, thanks. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. 'I want to be referee!' He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. MJ, these are the guys." #tomhollandspeterparker. And the best. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? Back the fuck up." He's not good with relationships. You're going to bed.. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. You're an Asgardian. Except Pepper. She took a shot. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. His name is Percy Jackson. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. "Really?" A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. 196 guests How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. After the serum. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Ask anyone. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Wait, Flash? Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Then I limped home" Peter explained. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Maybe this game was fun after all. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. ', But he did anyway. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. One thing was clear. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Score one for Stark!. She was the one to offer the cursed game. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. So be warned these are different than canon. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. And because I'm Iron Man.. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. "Peter! "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Awesome! Aye! Thor booms anyway. You felt someone grab your hand gently. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Ask Pepper. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. The Avengers What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. You didn't tell me this!" My turn! Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Or out of the bedroom. Wanda said. Ninja strings.. Good night, everyone.. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. #iorndad How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. She waved at them. Badly. No! Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Oh yeaaah. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Okay. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Yes? "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." All of the adults take a shot. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Shut up, this is the last one. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them.
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